Yo! Mom and Dad!!! Want your kid to become a champion in the pool? IF YOU DO, THEN YOU SHOULDN'T COACH!!! 

I listened to his Dad frantically outlining all kinds of last minute race instructions. "This is a big race son. Don't forget to streamline out of your start and turns…and remember, no breathing into the turns. You've got to make sure you get a good start…and build the race in the second 100. You've got to make sure you don't back off like you did the last time….blah…blah…blah." His 13-year old son silently stood there, head down, looking at his toes. I could only imagine what he was thinking.